Another Keith Fable

Did I ever tell you about the time when me and my buddy keith went fishin?
well he wasn't to cool with how there were no fish bitin' n sheet so he got out this-like MASSIVE hook covered in feathers and stuff and cast it out infront of the boat
I don't think he realised it at the time but the hook went under the boat and got caught in the propeller and dragged him overboard but keith wouldn't let go cause it was his first catch of the day and like...
have you ever seen that video of a frog in a blender?
Well like Keith's leg wuz chopped right off and shit so there was blood everywhere, but Keith had other problems. You see all the sharks nearby, in like.. a flock or somethin' started circling him. And I kid-you-not, Keith grabbed a shark and sawed it in half with the propeller.
Mind you he was underwater at the time so he was holding his breath and swimmin with one leg n sheet.
When some dude fished out his leg months later he got a shock but lucky the doctors were able to reattach it n sheet.
And after all that he was in so much trouble cuz the fancy hook with feathers I told you bout? turned out to be his auntie's parakeet.
Yeah,
sheet happens.